By Victor Essien

It was a moment of despair and remorse for Senator Akpabio as he watched the 2019 edition of the CarolFest on television last night. Close associates share that it was his deepest moment throughout the years as it afforded him the opportunity to seek remediation for his plenty evil deeds against God and Akwa Ibom people.

“For the first time in a long while I saw my Boss feeling dejected and depressed,he had to ask for a shot of whiskey even after taking his doze of BP medication” remarked his aide.

Reminiscing on the billions he wasted on the event in the past and after hearing the efficient approach his successor has achieved with an even more successful event,the former Governor remarked in an emotion laden voice “se Akwa Ibom ami” meaning “see my Akwa Ibom”

Our reporter couldn’t help but chuckle at the hallucinatory effects of his medication which seems to be responsible for his god-assuming mindset over the years.

It was gathered that Akpabio on his own has sober moments but once he confides in his power drunk wife his arrogance assumes a Hitler or Stalin dimension. This explains why he avoids her company when he needs to keep a clear head or take far reaching decisions.

In this Solemn period of yuletide, I’d like to enjoin us all to continue to pray for our beloved Senator for God to heal his pain and transgressions.

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